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my chocolate. :)

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Yet for Some Reason, Not When It's Burning Three Inches from My Face

Asian chick: Do you have an extra cigarette?
Tall dude: Yeah, sure.
Asian chick: Do you have a light?
Tall dude: Yeah, here you go.
Asian chick: Can you light it for me? I'm afraid of fire.

--Cosmic Cantina, Park Slope

Overheard by: worst pick up line ever

ONE thing? lmao. what am I not neurotic about. I am self obsessed, bipolar, OCD, insomniac, and too involved in too many meaningless things. I feel elite and despondant at the same time. There is nothing wrong with my life, and I still seek to find something that will draw me out of myself without being self destructive. And I can't think about money, do laundry, leave the house very often, or eat regularly :) I am just one big neurosis.

What Krista Means

You are a seeker of knowledge, and you have learned many things in your life. You are also a keeper of knowledge - meaning you don't spill secrets or spread gossip. People sometimes think you're snobby or aloof, but you're just too deep in thought to pay attention to them. You are wild, crazy, and a huge rebel. You're always up to something. You have a ton of energy, and most people can't handle you. You're very intense. You definitely are a handful, and you're likely to get in trouble. But your kind of trouble is a lot of fun. You tend to be pretty tightly wound. It's easy to get you excited... which can be a good or bad thing. You have a lot of enthusiasm, but it fades rather quickly. You don't stick with any one thing for very long. You have the drive to accomplish a lot in a short amount of time. Your biggest problem is making sure you finish the projects you start. You are the total package - suave, sexy, smart, and strong. You have the whole world under your spell, and you can influence almost everyone you know. You don't always resist your urges to crush the weak. Just remember, they don't have as much going for them as you do. You are a seeker. You often find yourself restless - and you have a lot of questions about life. You tend to travel often, to fairly random locations. You're most comfortable when you're far away from home. You are quite passionate and easily tempted. Your impulses sometimes get you into trouble. You are usually the best at everything ... you strive for perfection. You are confident, authoritative, and aggressive. You have the classic "Type A" personality.

it is beautiful and new and expensive...with lots of cool plug ins...but I feel like throwing it out the window :)

My bodyscape series appears to be...evolving...kudos to dyanov for the inspiration.

To say hi. Honestly, I have been so busy with my photography, I have not had time to journal. Which is a shame. I almost have too much news to dispense other than in small nuggets. I guess the most relevant thing is that I am trying to be more active on deviant art, because it is a good community. I am obsessed with colourlovers.com and am now addicted to simcountry.com. Will add links later. Would love to friend anyone who is also involved in devart, interested in learning more about colourlovers, and all that crap. Calling me or IMing me is easier right now....My msn is famouslapis@msn.com and my yahoo handle is famouslapis...I think....anyway, thank you guys for your friendship and support, and if you are interested in jewelry, corsets, or photography services or prints, I will be slowly putting up that info, since apparently I am an 'economy unto myself'....I don't remember who said that to me....all I know is that at this point, if i am an economy, I am much better at import than export....

That's great you've got a gal that's hot
You wanna screw her tasteful twat.
She looks so sizzling, she's so nice!
But would your penile size suffice?
Not sure she will long for more?
You need a wang she would adore!
But how to raise it long and thick?
Your only chance is MegaDik!
You'll get so wanted super-size
And see great pleasure in her eyes!
Your shaft will stuff her poon so deep,
Tonight you'll hardly fall asleep!

Just something to lighten up the day....sing along now...Billy Idol has a good one. So does Flaming lips....

Plastic Jesus Lyrics




Well, I don't care if it rains or freezes,
Long as I have my plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car
Through all trials and tribulations,
We will travel every nation,
With my plastic Jesus I'll go far.

{Refrain}
Plastic Jesus, plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car
Through all trials and tribulations,
We will travel every nation,
With my plastic Jesus I'll go far.

I don't care if it rains or freezes
As long as I've got my Plastic Jesus
Glued to the dashboard of my car,
You can buy Him phosphorescent
Glows in the dark, He's Pink and Pleasant,
Take Him with you when you're travelling far

{Refrain}

I don't care if it's dark or scary
Long as I have magnetic Mary
Ridin' on the dashboard of my car
I feel I'm protected amply
I've got the whole damn Holy Family
Riding on the dashboard of my car

{Refrain}

You can buy a Sweet Madonna
Dressed in rhinestones sitting on a
Pedestal of abalone shell
Goin' ninety, I'm not wary
'Cause I've got my Virgin Mary
Guaranteeing I won't go to Hell

{Refrain}

I don't care if it bumps or jostles
Long as I got the Twelve Apostles
Bolted to the dashboard of my car
Don't I have a pious mess
Such a crowd of holiness
Strung across the dashboard of my car

{Refrain}

No, I don't care if it rains or freezes
Long as I have my plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car
But I think he'll have to go
His magnet ruins my radio
And if we have a wreck he'll leave a scar

{Refrain}

Riding through the thoroughfare
With his nose up in the air
A wreck may be ahead, but he don't mind
Trouble coming, he don't see
He just keeps his eyes on me
And any other thing that lies behind

Plastic Jesus, Plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car
Though the sun shines on his back
Makes him peel, chip, and crack
A little patching keeps him up to par

When pedestrians try to cross
I let them know who's boss
I never blow my horn or give them warning
I ride all over town
Trying to run them down
And it's seldom that they live to see the morning

Plastic Jesus, Plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car
His halo fits just right
And I use it as a sight
And they'll scatter or they'll splatter near and far

When I'm in a traffic jam
He don't care if I say Damn
I can let all sorts of curses roll
Plastic Jesus doesn't hear
For he has a plastic ear
The man who invented plastic saved my soul

Plastic Jesus, Plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car
Once his robe was snowy white
Now it isn't quite so bright
Stained by the smoke of my cigar

God made Christ a Holy Jew
God made Him a Christian too
Paradoxes populate my car
Joseph beams with a feigned elan
From the shaggy dash of my furlined van
Famous cuckold in the master plan

Naughty Mary, smug and smiling
Jesus dainty and beguiling
Knee-deep in the piling of my van
His message clear by night or day
My phosphorescent plastic Gay
Simpering from the dashboard of my van

When I'm goin' fornicatin
I got my ceramic Satan
Sinnin' on the dashboard of my Winnebago Motor Home
The women know I'm on the level
Thanks to the wild-eyed stoneware devil
Ridin' on the dashboard of my Winnebago Motor Home
Sneerin' from the dashboard of my Winnebago Motor Home
Leering from the dashboard of my van

If I weave around at night
And the police think I'm tight
They'll never find my bottle, though they ask
Plastic Jesus shelters me
For His head comes off, you see
He's hollow, and I use Him for a flask

Plastic Jesus, plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car
Ride with me and have a dram
Of the blood of the Lamb
Plastic Jesus is a holy bar

I have been obsessed with Nike de Saint Phalle since I was 15....and I finally got to see some of her work :) Yesterday at the garfield park conservatatory.

http://www.newyorker.com/archive/2005/01/03/050103fa_fact

http://www.stijlfigurant.nl/magenta/

mravka wrote: 6 November, 2007 @ 10:51 PM

I thank you very much for the wonderful comment... I'll keep coming back as well....

:))
shizoray wrote: 5 November, 2007 @ 10:46 AM

Hey thanks! I'm not even a smoker... It didn't look so crappy as other pics I had uploaded because they are so compressed. I joined your lizard group...
greenie wrote: 4 November, 2007 @ 3:29 PM

Thanks for the continual color love!
Spinning Web
pxinn wrote: 3 November, 2007 @ 11:39 AM

Thank You! :D
COLOURlover wrote: 2 November, 2007 @ 4:12 PM

Thank you for the Halloween comment... it might be the best and worst comment I've ever received ;)
greenie wrote: 2 November, 2007 @ 1:17 PM

WOW! Thank you for that awesome tribute palette! LOVE it! ;)
shangri-leigh wrote: 2 November, 2007 @ 9:47 AM

thanks for the love...

Amethyst
codename_gimmick wrote: 1 November, 2007 @ 6:07 PM


i am getting into some crazy stuff with my palettes, learning more and more about the site.



I'd never doubt it-- your methodical associations and insightful affectations might be one of the few reasons to ever import the phrase 'technical expertise' into the realm of color.

How are you these days? :-D
peachbelle wrote: 30 October, 2007 @ 10:33 PM

you so sweet and talented - me so glad you came here t

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(I am transcribing this entire damn quote from Beethoven's Mask because it deserves it. grrrrr.)

George Jonad, on Femininity, Beethoven's Mask pg 117:

Once I told Father that I was dating a bright girl.
"How bright?" he asked.
"An IQ of 130, maybe more," I said proudly.
"Drop her instantly," said Father, "This minute. I beg of you."

He swivelled on the piano stool to face me. "Brains are a burden," he continued, "to both men and womean. However, men are a little sturdier. They can cope with a slightly larger quantity of grey matter. Men usually start cracking around and IQ of 150. Women begin showing the strain around 125.

"Some people think that intelligent women aren't attractive. That's baseless prejudice. Intelligent women can be beautiful, and often are. They can also be affectionate lovers and excellent cooks. The problem's different"

"A woman of high IQ is likely to be unstable. Not always, obviously, but nine times out of ten. She'll be given to swings of mood and fits of temper--if not outright hallucinations. Steer clear."

Which Playboy girlfriend are you?

Holly Holly Madison (born Holly Cullen December 23, 1979 in Astoria, Oregon) is one of Hugh Hefner's three current girlfriends, well-known for appearing on the E! reality television series The Girls Next Door, which is the #1-rated program on the E! network.

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