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Name:
infamouslapis
Birthdate:
7 February
BASED ON THE T.O.S. of livejournal, THIS JOURNAL IS INTENDED FOR USERS OVER THE AGE OF 18. SOME OF THE MATERIAL CONTAINED WITHIN IS NOT APPROPRIATE FOR INDIVIDUALS UNDER THE AGE OF 18.

Where to start...I was raised a young boy...hang on, girl, I was a girl, yes. forgot that part. Maybe I was a boy, but my testicles never descended, and I appear to own a fully functioning vagina. So, I was raised in the woods by wolves...well actually by my parents but my father has a wolf fetish so I was raised in a house called 'Wulfschlutz.'

I started my career as a human oddity quite young, causing my second grade teacher to tell my parents that 7 was a little young to be a loner. In fourth grade, another teacher said she was 'intimidated by me and afraid to teach me'. This caused me to be subjected to a battery of tests and to be placed in a middle school for the 'academically talented'. I liked it a lot. Then I skipped a grade and went back to a public highschool where everyone looked like me. I hated it. That is when my mood disorder first started to raise its ugly head as I would not leave my room and was incapable of doing any homework.

Thank god, I got a car at 16, thus giving me 'cool points' and several friends who liked to get rides. They introduced me to the life of dissolution which I practice to this day.

I also did inexplicably well on test scores, allowing me to go to a college where I was again surrounded by intellectual freaks and I was happy again.

Then, things started getting complicated. Someone once told me that I am simultanously the most perceptive and the most oblivious person they have ever met. I have also been told my life is like a movie. I am self identified as the master of the obvious and the facilitator.

I can get into A LOT of trouble with little or no prevarication. I have lived more lives than many people can even imagine for themselves. I continue on this path, collecting the most interesting trivia, facts, and human oddities that I can.
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